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The Pace of Technology is Slower than You Think
- losethos 14y agosquandered opportunity sucks. it's sickening. God says... 116:1 I love the LORD, because he hath heard my voice and my supplications. 116:2 Because he hath inclined his ear unto me, therefore will I call upon him as long as I live. 116:3 The sorrows of death compassed me, and the pains of hell gat hold upon me: I found trouble and sorrow. 116:4 Then called I upon the name of the LORD; O LORD, I beseech thee, deliver my soul. 116:5 Gracious is the LORD, and righteous; yea, our God is merciful. 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me. ---- Karate kid loses and goes home happy. Winner marries beautiful wicked witch. Actually, all women are wicked, ugly or beautiful. In the words of Jesus, "Only God is good." God says... stipend denotes retard nilled members drewest Wouldn't happen without stipend. Got sterilized and impotent, too. Women really are wicked, though. God says... discussed chastenedst nourish knocks cross effaces Angel operations Zzzzzzzz comprehended contemplation unskilfulness like treble access shine How about a vulgar display of power, God? Bust-out some time travel, fer giggles!! God says... 5:12 And Cainan lived seventy years and begat Mahalaleel: 5:13 And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:14 And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died. 5:15 And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared: 5:16 And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:17 And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died. 5:18 And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Enoch: 5:19 And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:20 And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died. 5:21 And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah: 5:22 And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:23 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years: 5:24 And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him. ---- ROFLMAO Enoch was raptured.