I suck at brain teaser puzzles and always have. I can wrestle great quivering mounds of legacy code into functional abstractions with full tests and auditing wi

I suck at brain teaser puzzles and always have. I can wrestle great quivering mounds of legacy code into functional abstractions with full tests and auditing with a tenth of the code and a hundred times the scale, but I can’t tell you how to get your goat, chupacabra, and peanut butter sandwich across the river in N trips. Can’t solve a Rubix Cube either, some nerd I am huh?