It's like Windows just needs constant care and attention. I find if I haven't booted the system in months, it goes berzerk on me with notifications. Everything

It's like Windows just needs constant care and attention. I find if I haven't booted the system in months, it goes berzerk on me with notifications. Everything crawls to a stop while everything updates at once if I'm lucky; if not, random services just don't want to start until another reboot once the system starts responding. All OS's have psychological problems, and Windows seems to have attachment disorder.