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actually, it was really easy to send in a simple to deal with. the NHS used a stool sample container that had a little spoon attached to the top (whole containe
by zabzonk 2y ago
actually, it was really easy to send in a simple to deal with. the NHS used a stool sample container that had a little spoon attached to the top (whole container is about 4 inches long and 1.5 wide, spoon about big enough to hold a pea) - procedure:
- crap, but catch some on toilet paper
- scoop some with little spoon - tests need almost nothing
- send off to lab
it was astounding how few samples we got, even from hospitals, that managed this.
- adolph 2y ago"catch some on toilet paper" Have you ever tried to catch something behind yourself, or under yourself in a high squatting position? Something your body has some deep learning about not touching? Seems like labs would get a better response with putting some used TP in a bag.
- zabzonk 2y agohave you ever wiped your bum?
- YeGoblynQueenne 2y ago>> it was astounding how few samples we got, even from hospitals, that managed this. Yeah, I'll tell you why. I was asked for a stool sample once (don't ask). I looked at that tiny perspex cylinder with the tiny little fairy spoon in it and it was immediately obvious: nuh-huh. No way. I'm not handing my shit in a tube to some poor health person. Nope. No. Never. No way. TFE: Too Fucking Embarassing! You medical people have to think harder about all the things you ask your patients to do. Colonoscopies? Specula? Prostate exams? Shoving a rod up your nostrils to get samples for Covid? Come on. The human body is not just a machine. There's a little person inside that feels every single thing.