> sometimes its $200 to the Uber driver with pictures of his sick daughter all over his car. Oh man, that's what I'm doing next. Are there any sick-child-as-a-

> sometimes its $200 to the Uber driver with pictures of his sick daughter all over his car. Oh man, that's what I'm doing next. Are there any sick-child-as-a-service providers or am I going to have to go source my own? Can I just use stock photos? Would you tip more if there was a screen in the back seat playing a slideshow of the sick child with a Sarah McLachlan song in the background? How about a live chat function where you can talk to it before you tip? Maybe an achievement system for repeat customers? Fill out your punch card and you get to inject the cyclophosphamide! What if we had the state reclassify our cabs as foster homes and put a foster kid in every front passenger seat? Do they have to be terminally ill or can we just shave them and feed them a diet of lead paint chips? Sorry this startup idea got away from me. I'm calling it Munchausen.ai