Sometimes you need to have atomic updates for a function. Stored procedures aren’t inherently evil, but are a hold over from when DB admins were a thing and the

Sometimes you need to have atomic updates for a function. Stored procedures aren’t inherently evil, but are a hold over from when DB admins were a thing and they didn’t trust app developers. Don’t worry, just wait another 5-10 years, they’ll be back in vogue again.