Opt-out process: requests must be written longhand by the requester on parchment, witnessed by a clergyman of the church and the constable of the town. The requ

Opt-out process: requests must be written longhand by the requester on parchment, witnessed by a clergyman of the church and the constable of the town. The request must bear the seal of the governor and must be sealed in beeswax on the night of the full moon. It must be placed on the next ship bound for Menlo Park at dawn the next day. Requests lost to piracy, shipwreck, or overall apathy of the recipient will not be honored.