That is fair criticism, I expected for the website itself to be polarizing. At the end of the day because this is a tiny free app I made for fun, I am willing t

That is fair criticism, I expected for the website itself to be polarizing. At the end of the day because this is a tiny free app I made for fun, I am willing to throw some people off of the sake of the joke, and judging by a lot of the comments I have succeeded! Overall, my assumption is that by the time you make it to the website, you'll already know what the app does, and most people will link to the App Store directly (which is why the store listing is much clearer on what the app is/does). if not, my second assumption is that people will scroll right past that giant block of text and go to the last line which does explain what the app is in one sentence, because there isn't much more to say about it in my opinion. If I made money off of the app I'd have a widely different approach, but in this case all I get paid with is strangers' attention and it is _very_ funny to me to spend that attention on a useless 2AM irrelevant tirade.