Agreed—and it does feel like the Apple-inspired copywriting style the author is complaining about is feeling extremely (wait for it) played. Absolutely every si

Agreed—and it does feel like the Apple-inspired copywriting style the author is complaining about is feeling extremely (wait for it) played. Absolutely every site is like: "Lawn Order. The X900's diamond-tipped rotary blades cut your grass to within 50 microns of your desired length. Overkill? Absolutely. Because it's not just your lawn—it's our passion."