The assumption is that Scrum is suited for exactly zero things, so if you apply it to anything and fail, it's your fault: you should not be applying it to anyth

The assumption is that Scrum is suited for exactly zero things, so if you apply it to anything and fail, it's your fault: you should not be applying it to anything! Even though we the Scrum Masters tell you that you should... excuse us for a second while we're retreating to the motte to continue the argument.