not this again! take a small potato finely slice it into match sticks chuck them into a pan of hot oil once cooked wrap in some nice newspaper splash with

not this again! take a small potato finely slice it into match sticks chuck them into a pan of hot oil once cooked wrap in some nice newspaper splash with some salt and vinegar. drive down to the seaside, beach or pier. eat until your little hearts content. wind up the seagulls by throwing the empty newspaper out of your car window