They likely didn't license the original recording as the lyrics specifically and continually lampoon advertising and marketing. There's likely not a long enough

They likely didn't license the original recording as the lyrics specifically and continually lampoon advertising and marketing. There's likely not a long enough section that could be used or even edited together that'd work. Eg: That's right, it fillets, it chops It dices, slices, never stops Lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn And it picks up the kids from school It gets rid of unwanted facial hair It gets rid of embarrassing age spots It delivers a pizza And it lengthens, and it strengthens And it finds that slipper that's been at large Under the chaise longe for several weeks And it plays a mean rhythm master It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar And it's only a dollar, step right up It's only a dollar, step right up