Having a customer service issue (locked account, fraud on credit card, lost package, etc) and literally never being able to reach a human: "Your problem has be

Having a customer service issue (locked account, fraud on credit card, lost package, etc) and literally never being able to reach a human: "Your problem has been found statistically unlikely and the projected calculations of the loss of your future business does not justify the risk to fix it. This is our final determination. There is no manager to speak to, and no higher tier to escalate to. Have a nice day."