Bonus points for one of the most delightfully creative ideas I’ve heard in some time. I don’t think it will work (the space of "not reality" is superexponential

Bonus points for one of the most delightfully creative ideas I’ve heard in some time. I don’t think it will work (the space of "not reality" is superexponentially larger than the space of "this describes reality") but I’m just happy to be thinking about nonstandard ML again. (I’ve dubbed this sort of thing “nonstandard ML" since, like you, I have a fondness for thinking of unorthodox solutions that seem plausible.)