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A bird shat on my head like 10 years ago and I look up at everything now. Street lights, overhangs, anything a bastard pigeon could be sitting on. I don't fear
by corobo 2y ago
A bird shat on my head like 10 years ago and I look up at everything now. Street lights, overhangs, anything a bastard pigeon could be sitting on.
I don't fear death, for I will be dead. I fear unexpected inconvenience
- dkdbejwi383 2y agoIf anything, getting shat on would make me avoid looking up for some time
- corobo 2y agoLook up in advance rather than directly under, haha. Strains the neck less too
- portaouflop 2y agoI just want to be reborn as a bird to do exactly this all day