App? What's an app? It's a thing you put on your phone I don't have a phone Well, we can't register you You don't accept people who don't have phones? Coul

App? What's an app? It's a thing you put on your phone I don't have a phone Well, we can't register you You don't accept people who don't have phones? Could I have that in writing please, ..., oh, your signature on that please ...