There is a very well written version of this from many years ago on the Daily WTF: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/special-delivery https://thedailywtf.com/ar

There is a very well written version of this from many years ago on the Daily WTF: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/special-delivery https://thedailywtf.com/articles/special-delivery It is written well enough that I could just about convince myself this actually happened!