I wonder if we will see these headlines: “Florida person finds loophole in system to marry ChatGPT voice assistant” “ClosedAI back peddles controversial decis

I wonder if we will see these headlines: “Florida person finds loophole in system to marry ChatGPT voice assistant” “ClosedAI back peddles controversial decision to ‘lobotomize’ voice assistance after widespread dislike” “It is now legal to marry 3D printed humans with AGI in these 25 states” “Florida person initiates divorce with ChatGPT, claims 50% stake of OpenAI. Florida state courts open to it. OpenAI tumbles at market open by 11%”