It’s going to be Roko’s Basilisk who is angry at me for making fun of cryptocurrency on HN and therefore delaying the Buttcoin Singularity by 3.7 minutes. As a

It’s going to be Roko’s Basilisk who is angry at me for making fun of cryptocurrency on HN and therefore delaying the Buttcoin Singularity by 3.7 minutes. As a punishment I’ll have neutron star hot NFTs poked into my virtual eye sockets forever. But in between the tortures, the merciful Basilisk will grant me a glimpse of Proxima Centauri taken by its interstellar drone armada.