I find it hilarious how hr tries to make office more appealing. They just don't seem to understand they're not as lit as an afternoon nap-break, or not hanging

I find it hilarious how hr tries to make office more appealing. They just don't seem to understand they're not as lit as an afternoon nap-break, or not hanging out on the road w/o payment. Sometimes they come around and say something like: awesome colleagues... Ya, i'm totally happy to sacrifice my nap, time, stressfree life, fridge in range for someone who's also only hanging out because he wants the money...