Very tangentially related, the last time I nuked a computer it was with FUSE shenanigans. I used a secure temporary directory as the mount point, and the langua

Very tangentially related, the last time I nuked a computer it was with FUSE shenanigans. I used a secure temporary directory as the mount point, and the language's destructor effectively did a hidden rm -rf on the contents when I was done with it after the unmount silently failed.