I really like the idea of pretending that all customers are Mick Jagger and think that it is fantastic, although I now have an image of a pregnant Mick Jagger i

I really like the idea of pretending that all customers are Mick Jagger and think that it is fantastic, although I now have an image of a pregnant Mick Jagger in my head and I don't like that at all. It is all bulbous and wrinkly, like some grotesque anime demon. I may not sleep well tonight.