Press 1 for the latest security updates with Raspbian Pro. Only $5/month! Press 2 to be acquired by private equity, layoff 95% of employees, and pause future d

Press 1 for the latest security updates with Raspbian Pro. Only $5/month! Press 2 to be acquired by private equity, layoff 95% of employees, and pause future development. Press 3 to release a $3999 RPi server cluster of 16 nodes with AI and cloud features that can be enabled by subscription features. Press 4 for RPi 6 to cost only $499. Hurry, supplies are limited and the waiting list is filling up fast! Press 5 to change the licensing to proprietary for some components. Press 6 to remove the GPIO header.