I don't think NixOS is either, but I figured I'd let a shitposter have their hyperbole. :) I don't begrudge any Guix contributors protesting that the GuixSD do

I don't think NixOS is either, but I figured I'd let a shitposter have their hyperbole. :) I don't begrudge any Guix contributors protesting that the GuixSD docs are undersold by such hyperbole, though! If that's you, carry on. :D