> or make surgery decisions? Analyzing surgical field... Identified: open chest cavity, exposed internal organs Organs appear gooey, gelatinous, transluc

> or make surgery decisions? Analyzing surgical field... Identified: open chest cavity, exposed internal organs Organs appear gooey, gelatinous, translucent pink Comparing to database of aquatic lifeforms... 93% visual match found: Psychrolutes marcidus, common name "blobfish" Conclusion: Blobfish discovered inhabiting patient's thoracic cavity Recommended action: Attempt to safely extract blobfish without damaging organs