Cynically I've come to the conclusion that the only proper solution to pleasing everyone is to start telling every "activist" to just go fuck themselves, irresp

Cynically I've come to the conclusion that the only proper solution to pleasing everyone is to start telling every "activist" to just go fuck themselves, irrespective of the contents of their demands because the perpetual outrage cycle is just that bad. Sure they'll get mad but they have no attention span and will move on to more pliant entities when they don't get any more stimulation.