Anyone reading this, don't expect a smooth experience for desktop Linux under Hyper-V. Hyper-V's team only cares about supporting servers. You're not gonna run

Anyone reading this, don't expect a smooth experience for desktop Linux under Hyper-V. Hyper-V's team only cares about supporting servers. You're not gonna run a full-screen Ubuntu VM without a lot of banging your head against the wall, unless you spend days trawling random Github comments and reddit posts and fixing it whenever it breaks.