"Oh shit the Americans have some issues. Hey Andrej, what the fuck is Ivan doing with the server room?" "I don't know, dude is usually black out drunk I will g

"Oh shit the Americans have some issues. Hey Andrej, what the fuck is Ivan doing with the server room?" "I don't know, dude is usually black out drunk I will go check on him" 5 min later "Yeah he was passed out on the floor, I threw a bucket of water on him and rebooted the thing it should come back up shortly."