> “Our innovative approach allows existing Bluetooth-enabled devices to be retrofitted to transmit data to the Hubble Network without any hardware modifications

> “Our innovative approach allows existing Bluetooth-enabled devices to be retrofitted to transmit data to the Hubble Network without any hardware modifications, ushering in a new era of connectivity.” I'm always fascinated by the lack of incredulity of journalists to just parrot the most outlandish nonsense imaginable without question: > With nearly five billion Bluetooth devices sold annually, the impact of this breakthrough could be huge. Can you imagine? 5 billion devices all pairing with satellites? What a breakthrough! What a joke