[ponders offering to swap for half his sandwich] [realises he made himself a bacon and sausage sandwich] ... never mind. [googles in shame] ... ooooh, it's

[ponders offering to swap for half his sandwich] [realises he made himself a bacon and sausage sandwich] ... never mind. [googles in shame] ... ooooh, it's a cousin of a Yorkshire Pudding, I knew it looked tasty!