What's the bold statement? Throw away all those things, get an iPad instead which can "do everything" and is thinner? I thought everyone could see the absurdit

What's the bold statement? Throw away all those things, get an iPad instead which can "do everything" and is thinner? I thought everyone could see the absurdity in there? For me personally, crushing an upright piano is like Apple showing a middle finger to anyone who plays on a real piano.