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Rick: OK, Morty, this program runs by spawning a new universe for each parallel subtask, destroying the universes that throw an exception instead of returning a
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Rick: OK, Morty, this program runs by spawning a new universe for each parallel subtask, destroying the universes that throw an exception instead of returning a value, and then aggregating the remaining results. Are you ready to experience quantum hyperspatial optimization, Morty? This'll strap a warp drive to the ass of your gamer shit for sure.
Morty: Aw, geez, Rick, I don't think we ought to--
Rick: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, Morty. Let's goooooooooooo!
[He clicks the mouse, and Solitaire comes up]
Rick: Haha, nice. [He starts playing.]
[We are shown a 16x16 grid of the same moment happening in 256 alternate universes.]
Ricks: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, Morty. Let's goooooooooooo!
[They click the mouse.]
Rick 183: Oh, sh--
Rick 39: Jesus Chr--
Rick 201: NO! We've gone too fa--
[237 of the alternate universes disappear in a white-hot light, their squares replaced by static.]