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Salesperson: You test drive any car on the lot! You: Why? I already own a 2002 Ford Escape... I'm not trying to make fun of you, I think you actually have a unique and impressive perspective! I've always hated hearing my voice on answering machines, so if I could choose any voice I'd choose Chris Cornell or Morgan Freeman.