Oh crap, only problem though is the only observable science we've done on this kind of evolution left E.coli to remain as E.coli after 75000 generations (Lenski

Oh crap, only problem though is the only observable science we've done on this kind of evolution left E.coli to remain as E.coli after 75000 generations (Lenski experiments), leaving no clue about how the simplest known living cell with some 400+ genes (at ~1k bases each roughly speaking) arose, unfortunately. But let's just call this evolution and pretend that it explains something of the goo-to-you type of evolution most people think about when talking about evolution!