There is some comedy gold there: "I can't believe this. this is so incredibly ridiculous!!!!!! i'm leader of the debate team, the robotics team, the medical te

There is some comedy gold there: "I can't believe this. this is so incredibly ridiculous!!!!!! i'm leader of the debate team, the robotics team, the medical team, the card team, the literary magazine team, the church team, the basketball team, the football team, the science team, the math team, the environmental team, the foot lover's team, the stripper team, the alcoholics anonymous team, the science Olympiad team, the cross country team(i run a 13:30 5k and have placed first in states for the past 3 years), i speak 13 different languages fluently including Klingon, python, c++, d--, oracle, I knit enough blankets for all the homeless people in quebec, in one night last winter, my stomach can digest grass, i've played multiple concerts in carnegie hall, i found the square of the circle, i have lots of friends(im incredibly popular), my painting of mother teresa's exhumed body is on display in MOMA, i communicate telepathically with my dog, my aunt the queen of england keeps my photo-realistic paintings on her refrigerator, i've actually attended classes at MIT for the past 5 years even though i live in milwaukee, i tame unicorns on weekends, i worked for NASA for the past 13 summers, i've gone into outer-space, i got a 2600 on my SAT's, 5's on all the AP tests, i have 6.0 grade point average, and i'm black, hawaiian, hispanic, inuit, and native-american! AND I RIDE A UNICYCLE!!! i spent three years writing and perfecting my essays for mit: my interview went well, my resume is perfect, i am perfect, i just don't get it! how didn't i get since i'm obviously so wonderful????? why doesn't mit want robots like me????"