All the paranoia that feeds goldbugs? Take that, and mix it with a total, naked vulnerability to 2-bit hackers. Seriously, if you hate modern currencies, buy

All the paranoia that feeds goldbugs? Take that, and mix it with a total, naked vulnerability to 2-bit hackers. Seriously, if you hate modern currencies, buy gold or silver or 20 year old scotch, hide it away...problem solved. Bitcoin was nonsense from conception.