I remember listening to Steve Martin doing comedy years ago. He had one routine where he said it's fun to teach wrong... See, what you do, you have a three-ye

I remember listening to Steve Martin doing comedy years ago. He had one routine where he said it's fun to teach wrong... See, what you do, you have a three-year-old kid and you want to play a dirty trick on them, whenever you're around them, you talk wrong. So now it's like his first day in school and he raises his hand. "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"