OMG I FUCKING HATE VALET PARKING. It's such a scam. Many places with valet will have valet-only parking lots. Often, they will have them in locations where sel

OMG I FUCKING HATE VALET PARKING. It's such a scam. Many places with valet will have valet-only parking lots. Often, they will have them in locations where self park garages are too far away to be practical. (I'll still park at those garages, though; I'd rather walk than use valet.) Some valets will drive your car recklessly to a parking spot and change your power seat configuration. Valets with tight lots will double or triple park cars, so you'll need to wait for them to Tetris your car out of wherever they parked it. If you're picking up your car at an off-peak time and they only have one attendant, you're waiting at least ten minutes if there are others in queue. "Free" valet; paid valet; doesn't matter. They all suck!