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Drummers are probably going to be the "attractive person" equivalent on this app lol
by debo_ 2y ago
Drummers are probably going to be the "attractive person" equivalent on this app lol
- rozap 2y agoWe did have a drummer but unfortunately he died in a bizarre gardening accident.
- hi-v-rocknroll 2y agoOn stage or off? (What? There could be a band that does live gardening as part of its routine.)
- toddmorey 2y agoI heard you've gone through quite a few drummers, actually. List of Spinal Tap Drummers, all deceased https://zeroenthusiasm.tumblr.com/post/47032679583/list-of-spinal-tap-drummers-all-deceased https://zeroenthusiasm.tumblr.com/post/47032679583/list-of-s...
- RajT88 2y agoNow technically he died by choking on his own vomit. But the thing is - it wasn't his vomit. But you can't very well fingerprint vomit, innit?
- tnolet 2y agoWhat’s the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? You only have to punch the beat into a drum machine once. (Had bands and multiple drummers. Love’m)
- hi-v-rocknroll 2y agoMy Roland MC-505 is in violent agreement.
- toddmorey 2y agoSure, sure but can it still drum when you turn it completely upside down like Tommy Lee?
- hi-v-rocknroll 2y agoAs long as the cables reach because it's a drum machine running from a program. You can even go Marty McFly on the ground jamming on the keys and kick over the subs if you really want to. EDIT: PS: If you kick over my sub, your foot will break from either the sub itself or this 6 pound sledgehammer foot detector. Fair warning.
- bravura 2y agoWhat does a drummer use for birth control? Their personality. (Agree with sibling posts, getting a great drummer is hard and amazing.)
- maw 2y agoHow do you know that there's a drummer at your door? The knocking speeds up.
- beretguy 2y agoI’m slow. Can somebody explain all the drummer jokes? What’s wrong with drummers?
- meowtimemania 2y agoOften the drum pattern that best fits into a song is simple/boring. Maybe stereotypically, it's hard for the drummer to resist "overdoing" the drums. I think there's a metaphor that can be applied to software engineers.
- lukas099 2y agoThere are jokes about all instruments, but some seem to get the brunt of them. In orchestra it’s the viola
- nineteen999 2y agoThey beat on things with sticks, like a caveman. It's low hanging fruit. The bass player often cops it to a lesser extent as well, it's how singers and guitar players retain our false sense of superiority. We actually usually love our drummers (but only if their playing is on form, otherwise they cop abuse).
- wyclif 2y agoHard to find a good drummer. If you're in a developing world country, even harder because drum kits take up valuable space. Pro tip: Having a hard time finding a good drummer? Steal one from another band. Of course, your band has to treat them better than the old band. This is a time-tested and proven stratagem.
- jaybrendansmith 2y agoyou meant to say "good drummers"