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Don't listen to this charlatan. For only $6,499 I'll introduce you to a chap who won't charge you a cent over $6,498 for an introduction.
by pavel_lishin 3y ago
Don't listen to this charlatan. For only $6,499 I'll introduce you to a chap who won't charge you a cent over $6,498 for an introduction.
- hedora 3y agoI charge as much as the second lowest bidder. Second lowest because sustainable value extraction is important to me.
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- oxcabe 3y agoWho pays for a full introduction nowadays, though? Hear me out - we are introducing a PaaS (Pitch as a Service) platform so that founders only pay for what VC is interested in listening. It's just $0.003/word, allowing you to optimize your introduction. It's also lazily evaluated: if someone gets bored with it, you get cut off from your introduction and just pay for what you said up to that point. We are offering discounts for the words "AI", "LLM", and "web3". Those are half the price.