Maybe you could moonlight as a maître-d? (There's a sartorial theory that the front-of-the-house in restaurants wears clothes approximating what the clientele

Maybe you could moonlight as a maître-d? (There's a sartorial theory that the front-of-the-house in restaurants wears clothes approximating what the clientele was wearing a generation ago. When we get to the point where the front of the house is in hoodies and jeans, what do we guess the diners will be wearing?)