For a few precious first seconds when I parsed the title, I was contemplating a style of clothing called 'Imperative Clothing', and why the latest fashion for

For a few precious first seconds when I parsed the title, I was contemplating a style of clothing called 'Imperative Clothing', and why the latest fashion for those was to add a dash of 'Functional Semantics' to that clothings line. Then the boring proper way to parse it popped into my head, and the fun was over :-/