"Buy the new Red-Balloon-Special warranty package - when your car explodes and you survive, we'll send you flowers and red balloons straight to your hospital ro

"Buy the new Red-Balloon-Special warranty package - when your car explodes and you survive, we'll send you flowers and red balloons straight to your hospital room, and a refurbished car will be waiting for you as you get released from hospital care. But wait, there's more - a free fire extinguisher is included, in one of five funky colors of your choice!"