OK, call me weird but I didn't like these digs. How to articulate what I find wrong with them ... they look banker-y, MBA-y, wanna-be-the-only-way-is-up-lets-me

OK, call me weird but I didn't like these digs. How to articulate what I find wrong with them ... they look banker-y, MBA-y, wanna-be-the-only-way-is-up-lets-meet-after-work-in-a-sports-bar-y. I like spaces with a lived-in feeling, you should be able to change the places of chairs, tables etc. and not totally screw up the feng shui aesthetic chic of the environment. Also, I hate those cool chairs with flimsy legs, for some reason I tend to break those legs when I fidget on them. If I ever have a chance to lead a company, I would give a fixed (small) amount of money (e.g. $500) for furniture (except chair, that costs too much) to each new hire, show them an empty space and let them design it. I think a good programmer/hacker would do a great job with this.