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Hahaha, that reminds me of a joke, I hope I can stop laughing at your comment long enough to catch my breathe to finish this comment… A Texan, a Californian, a
by hesiintle 2y ago
Hahaha, that reminds me of a joke, I hope I can stop laughing at your comment long enough to catch my breathe to finish this comment…
A Texan, a Californian, and a Utahnian are sitting around a campfire. The Texan stands up, pulls out an antique smith and Wesson and shoots a migrant. The californian asks, “why’d you do that?” And he responded “because god told me to.”
So the utahnian stood up pulled out his fathers hand me down 12 gauge shotgun, and tortured a homosexual. The Californian asked “why’d you do that?” And the utahnian responded “because god told me to.”
So the California stood up and pulled out a stack of papers and handed them to each of the other men.
“What is this” they asked. The Californian responded, “it’s free full health coverage for the both of you.”
They asked, “why’d you do that?”
And the Californian responded “because I think every human alive deserves the dignity of good health.”
- enterprise_cog 2y ago[dead]