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Also from last century, a californian, texan, and oregonian are sitting around a campfire drinking: Suddenly, the texan stands up, throws his whiskey bottle up

Also from last century, a californian, texan, and oregonian are sitting around a campfire drinking: Suddenly, the texan stands up, throws his whiskey bottle up in the air, draws his Smith & Wesson, and shoots it. The other two ask, "what'd you do that for?", and he replies, "oh, I've got a thousand bottles just like that back home". After a few minutes, the californian stands up, throws his Zinfandel bottle up in the air, draws his Glock, and shoots it. The other two ask, "what'd you do that for?", and he replies, "oh, there are a thousand wineries making more back home". Then the oregonian stands up, throws his Hank's bottle up in the air, draws a ghost pistol, turns and shoots the californian, then catches the bottle. The texan asks, "wh-what'd you do that for?", and he replies, "oh, there are a thousand of those a month moving in back home, but this bottle's worth a nickel".

hesiintle 3y ago
Hahaha, that reminds me of a joke, I hope I can stop laughing at your comment long enough to catch my breathe to finish this comment… A Texan, a Californian, and a Utahnian are sitting around a campfire. The Texan stands up, pulls out an antique smith and Wesson and shoots a migrant. The californian asks, “why’d you do that?” And he responded “because god told me to.” So the utahnian stood up pulled out his fathers hand me down 12 gauge shotgun, and tortured a homosexual. The Californian asked “why’d you do that?” And the utahnian responded “because god told me to.” So the California stood up and pulled out a stack of papers and handed them to each of the other men. “What is this” they asked. The Californian responded, “it’s free full health coverage for the both of you.” They asked, “why’d you do that?” And the Californian responded “because I think every human alive deserves the dignity of good health.”
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hesiintle 3y ago

Hahaha, that reminds me of a joke, I hope I can stop laughing at your comment long enough to catch my breathe to finish this comment… A Texan, a Californian, and a Utahnian are sitting around a campfire. The Texan stands up, pulls out an antique smith and Wesson and shoots a migrant. The californian asks, “why’d you do that?” And he responded “because god told me to.” So the utahnian stood up pulled out his fathers hand me down 12 gauge shotgun, and tortured a homosexual. The Californian asked “why’d you do that?” And the utahnian responded “because god told me to.” So the California stood up and pulled out a stack of papers and handed them to each of the other men. “What is this” they asked. The Californian responded, “it’s free full health coverage for the both of you.” They asked, “why’d you do that?” And the Californian responded “because I think every human alive deserves the dignity of good health.”

enterprise_cog 3y ago
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