>That's America's true condition to use drugs. There must be no externally detectable effect you can observe. Well said, though I'd use language with a bigger

>That's America's true condition to use drugs. There must be no externally detectable effect you can observe. Well said, though I'd use language with a bigger tent: "That's America's true condition to use intoxicants." As for the wit, its a fun game you play here with other commenters. Everyone reading through this would likely enjoy the long form of this from The Onion, 20 years ago: Drugs Now Legal If User Is Employed >"If you are paying taxes and keeping your yard tidy, we're not going to hassle you if you come home from a hard day of work and want to enjoy a little pot or blow. But if, on the other hand, you're one of these lazy, shiftless types hanging out on the street all day looking for your next high, we're coming after you." https://www.theonion.com/drugs-now-legal-if-user-is-employed-1819566391 https://www.theonion.com/drugs-now-legal-if-user-is-employed...