Just wait for AI driven automatic product placement in any video you post. It will start subtly, but become pervasive as our loyal viewers acclimatize and learn

Just wait for AI driven automatic product placement in any video you post. It will start subtly, but become pervasive as our loyal viewers acclimatize and learn to love this great new feature! Your T-shirt, your soda can, that wall of books behind you, walls and windows - all a canvas for our creative ad team to enhance your video for you! And if it is just too great for you to handle, you can opt out if you generate significant ad revenue or pay a fee! We put you, the content creator, in control! -- And now a rare exclusive peak into the future from Google Labs: "Deep Ads"! You know those AI pics that look normal, but when you squint you see something else? Well it turns out, when that effect is animated they work even better! So we can now embed full-frame omnipresent ads in your videos, without interrupting your videos at all! And one more thing! ... the complementary audio effect! We call it "Ad Whisperer"! So powerfully subconscious it is the unintrusive ad experience your fans have been begging for! Compatible and complementing all our other great ad technology! -- Ad revenue + insatiable shareholders driving innovation ... in social/psychological value extraction.