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> imagine Texas leaves the union and joins military alliance with Russia That'd be awesome. They're nothing but trouble anyway: fought wars to keep slavery twi
by 082349872349872 3y ago
> imagine Texas leaves the union and joins military alliance with Russia
That'd be awesome. They're nothing but trouble anyway: fought wars to keep slavery twice* in a row, yet still somehow keep installing US presidents with deep security apparatus ties — they're worse than Georgians with moustaches. Как тебе такое, Илон Маск?
I'd miss Austin, but am now imagining all the great mashups to be sung on one of {1 Feb, 2 Mar, 9 May}:
The Yellow Rose of Texas Sobiraet Vinograd
All my Katyas live in Texas
Ne Valay Duraka, Oklahoma
Oy, To Ne Betcha
On the Road is Long Again
Seven Spanish Tankista
Lagniappe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwFpV80ASjw&t=30s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwFpV80ASjw&t=30s
* three times, if you count the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican–American_War https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican–American_War ? Anyway, I'd reckon they'd love them the Novorossiya flag.