My last LAN party (20 years ago): * A few gallons of Code Red = $40 * Having a drive full of the latest cracked games = awesome * Owning your friends face to

My last LAN party (20 years ago): * A few gallons of Code Red = $40 * Having a drive full of the latest cracked games = awesome * Owning your friends face to face = better than awesome * Given every game in existence, still playing a 4 hour Risk game because computer dice are bullshit = priceless